Roast myanything.
Bio. Résumé. Dating profile. Pitch deck. Fit. Workspace. Fantasy lineup. Bring the cringe—Roastly brings the punchline and one fix worth keeping.
Manual paste or upload only. We don't connect to or scrape your accounts.
The roast booth
Choose your evidence.
LinkedIn is our featured launch category. It's not the only thing we're willing to set on fire.
Roast my LinkedIn bio
No account connection. No scraping. No mercy for vague copy.
Roastly
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LinkedIn bio, medium rare
“This bio has more synergy than a couples therapist’s whiteboard.”
The useful bit
Lead with one specific outcome you created, then say who it helped. Your actual work is doing more for you than “results-driven” ever will.
roastly / share the evidence
The format
Public-facing funny. Privately useful.
Feed the flame
Pick a category and manually paste the text, upload a screenshot, or do both. Your accounts stay out of it.
Get the roast
A sharp one-liner aimed at the content—not your identity.
Keep the truth
One practical improvement, rendered in a card made for the screenshot.
Savage, never personal.
Roastly looks for overused phrases, vague claims, accidental comedy, and missed opportunities. No protected-class jokes. No personal attacks. Just evidence your group chat will enjoy.